whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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