I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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