shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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