haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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