i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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