No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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