Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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