I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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