Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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