I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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