okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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