he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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