then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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