apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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