Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.

(773): View more from Illinois

You spelled "worthless" wrong.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....

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(613): View more from Ontario

So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes

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(917): View more from New York City

level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.

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(770): View more from Georgia

The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.

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