so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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