Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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