He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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