i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
