I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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