my mouth tastes like poor choices
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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