Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
now i know why i became what i already was.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
