butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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