It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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