I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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