I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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