You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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