Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
God gave him joint rollers for hands
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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