Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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