My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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