The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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