East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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