doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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