if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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