If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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