He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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