where am i from again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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