Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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