You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
