hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I love you. Go after that dick
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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