Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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