Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize