In America we eat man semen.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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