I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
either way he was missing a nipple.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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