You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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