She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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