This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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