He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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