Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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