i don't plan on having that self control this summer
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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