Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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