i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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