Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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