Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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